You crept out of the sack this morning feeling like a bag of dicks. The {reason is clear|problem's glaring. You are screwed. Your existence is in shambles. You {tried toignore it, but the {truth|reality hit you like a ton of bricks. This shit is serious. There's no way out in sight. You are totally fucked.
- Whatever
- Seriously, just read the list
Damn and Destroyed
This bastard really messed up this time. He thought he could get away with it, but now he's totally fucked. Looks like his lies is shattered. He's gonna be spending some time for this one.
- Facing him right.
- Justice is a bitch.
- Wish he learned his lesson.
Let this be a lesson to all you punks out there: don't push your luck. You'll get caught eventually.
Spiraling Outta Control, Fucked Up Bad like
Man, things are going to shit. I'm so screwed right now, it's not even a joke. I tried to read more fix this whole mess, but it just went haywire out of my control. Now I'm drowning in a sea of problems, and I don't know how to getsave myself.
- I need to calm down before I crack under pressure.
- Perhaps tomorrow will be easier.
This messed My Life Up
Dude, I swear life has totally/completely/absolutely messed me up. Like, for real, things are just going downhill/a dumpster fire/worse than ever. I'm stressed out/losing it/on the verge of a breakdown 24/7, and I don't even know how to fix this/cope with this/get out of this mess. It feels like everything I touch/try just backfires. Maybe I should just give up/throw in the towel/call it quits.
- I'm so tired of this/
- Help me!/I need a break!
- What am I going to do?/How did I get here?
Embracing That Fucked Existence
Dude, this whole thing is just a giant clusterfuck, you know? Like, every day's a battle against disappointment, and the only real distraction is another hit of that good whatever. You gotta survive through the bullshit, struggle your way to the next paycheck, then rinse and repeat. Reality is a harsh mistress, but at least it keeps shit interesting, right?
This Shit's Busted Right Now
I'm dead inside, man. Things are just an absolute disaster. I feel like I've hit rock bottom. It's all just so goddamn frustrating. This whole situation is driving me insane. I just need a damn break and maybe some space.